Security Guard  

Posted by Power Renjis

Situasi : Kamil nak mintak jadi security guard.

Kamil : Tuan! ada kerja kosong tak?saya nak jadi security guard.
Manager : Pandai menembak?
Kamil : Pandai tuan!
Manager : Nak jadi security guard kena berani, bengis, tak takut, kuat. engkau ada ciri-ciri ini tak
Kamil : Tak ada tapi saya kenal seorang yang boleh kerja dengan tuan
Manager : Siapa?
Kamil : jap ya saya call ISTERI saya dulu.

5 comments

mosqto   says 04 July, 2009

ek eleh... spe yg nk kje ni sbnr nye??
isteri die lg kuat drpd die... hahaha...

einahnutayiffus   says 04 July, 2009

huuu..nie spew yg cri kje sbnr nye nie..konpius suda..ngee..:p

Power Renjis   says 04 July, 2009

mybe die takut bini kot..hihi :p

MeGa_Lisa   says 05 July, 2009

Takut bini rupanya.. hahaha... siot betulla. kamil ni...

zara   says 06 July, 2009

Alahai Kamil... awat soh bini hang pulak jadik security? Tak guna punya laki...

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