Wife  

Posted by Unknown

johan pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalam bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian.

Kenapa ni sayang? tanya Johan. I diserang sakit jantung, jawab isterinya. Johan berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan berkata,

Papa, acik Lan ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar.

Johan mula naik angin dan naik semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Mazlan jiran mereka ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian.Johan menarik Mazlan keluar dan berkata,

Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?

1 comments

salam,
lawak saya dlm BI,tolong translatekan.

Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counseling after 25 years marriage.

when asked what the problem was, Jacq went into a passionate, painful terade listing every problem they had ever had in 25 years they had been married. she went on and on and on : neglect, lack of intimacy ,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unlove and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finnaly, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacq to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hand on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as her husband Mark watched with raised eyebrow.

Jacq shut up, butoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in daze.The therapist turned to Mark and said,"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you handled that?"

Mark thought for a moment and replied," WELL, I CAN DROP HER OFF HERE ON MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS, BUT ON FRIDAYS, I PLAY GOLF."

Post a Comment

ONLINE RADIO & ONLINE TELEVISYEN

FOLLOW, PROMOTE DAN AJAK KAWAN2

Semua artikal lawak yang diterbitkan disini tiada kaitan langsung dengan anda. Diharapkan jangan ada yang menghantar komen mencarut menggunakan nama anonymous. Semua artikal adalah sama sekali tidak logik. Pengunjung normal yang bernama manusia mestilah waras menilai dan wajib paham ini adalah blog lawak! TQ.

KETUA JAJAHAN

PERLUKAN PROJEK


Product :
Billboard. Bunting. Movie Banner/Poster. POP/POS Sign. Standee. Backdrop. Vechicle & Building Wrap. Roll Up System. Window Graphic. Flag. Site Hoardings. Retail Displays. Exhibit & Displays. Labels. outdoor banners. Tents and Awnings. Truck Side Curtains.

All-in-One Printer :
Paper. Wall Paper. Canvas. Fabric. Satin. Tyvek. Covek. Transparent. Coloured and White Sticker. Mesh. Banner Flex. DuraTrans. Synthetic Paper. Backlift and Frontlit Vinly. PVC films.

Some of the organizations we've worked with include :
Warner Bros. Intl,California USA and WB's Worldwide Offices, Village Roadshow Australia and New Zealand, Petronas, Bank Negara, Tenaga Nasional Berhad, Celcom, TM Berhad, TV3, Malaysian Government : MIAT, KEKKWA, KPDN HEP, KDRM, BOMBA WP and more.

UNGM
United Nations Global Marketplace
International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD) registration.

WORLDWIDE AGENT WANTED. SMS 013-9140 888 Please Contact powerrenjis@gmail.com

KONGSI GELAP

Para pelawat digalakkan untuk berkongsi apa saja email-email yang menarik bersama.Sila hantar ke alamat email powerrenjis@gmail.com

MALAYSIA

MALAYSIA

ORANG SESAT

KOTAK DERMA